my life as a artist
aquariums
Friday 13th February 2009 1:38 AM
This coming Saturday morning I'm reliably informed that the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars. If this is the case, then fairly soon afterwards, I'd expect love to start guiding the planets and peace to steer the stars, proving once and for all that the 5th Dimension, although kinkily dressed and preposterously big-haired, are real. The alignment will last for eighteen minutes, starting at 7:25 am, and it's our job as co-creators (which bit did you make?) to generate a wave a wave a wave of love and good intention towards the planet during that cosmic opening. Recently I've been struggling with bad thoughts about Richard Dawkins, so I'm going to walk through that door of opportunity and thank him for the creative friction he's brought to my life, and abandon my long-held fantasy that one day he might be a pannelist on Question Time and spontaneously combust.
I, for one, would be glad of a benign impulse from the cosmos as I've been feeling a bit woolly lately. Last week I took the Mazda in to have the points set, and I mentioned my recent lassitude to Ray the mechanic, and he offered to take a look at my pineal gland. A lot of mechanics would offer you religion or an injection of unknown pharmaceuticals, but Ray's old school. It turns out that my pineal gland was starting to calcify, and Ray said that was probably due to a build up of fluoride. As he rubbed my hypothalamus down with an oily rag, he explained that the pineal gland absorbed more fluoride than any other gland and that's what would explain my general apathy. According to the German and Russian armies who gave it to prisoners of war, it's a useful toxin for making people docile and stupid.
It was comforting to see my tiny pineal gland, looking for all the world like a grain of wild rice, lying in a shallow saucer of 'lime-away' on Ray's work-bench, and as the encrustations of material darkness dissolved into light, his rough Yorkshire tones took on a diaphanous, lyrical quality, as he explained the importance of keeping a clean pineal gland. I can't remember the details, probably because my organ of creative perception was lying in a shallow bowl of 'lime-away', but the main tips were drink spring water, practise meditation, be kind to pre-pubertal gerbils and don't listen to Chris Moyles breakfast show on Radio 1.
Since the visit to Ray my timing has improved massively and the Mazda has shown occasional signs of profound metaphysical understanding. Sing along with me now. 'This is the dawning ……..'
Comments
When I initially commented I clicked the "Notify me when new comments are added" checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get four e-mails with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove people from that service? Thanks a lot!
Posted by oh canada , on Saturday 21st January 2012, 2:37 AM
This design is spectacular! You obviously know how to keep a reader entertained. Between your wit and your videos, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost...HaHa!) Great job. I really enjoyed what you had to say, and more than that, how you presented it. Too cool!
Posted by search engine optimization vancouver , on Friday 13th January 2012, 5:35 AM
I’m not that much of a internet reader to be honest but your sites really nice, keep it up! I'll go ahead and bookmark your site to come back in the future. Cheers
Posted by payday loans fast , on Thursday 12th January 2012, 2:16 PM
Hello, i believe that i saw you visited my blog thus i got here to “return the choose”.I'm trying to in finding things to improve my site!I guess its ok to make use of some of your ideas!! <a href="http://topautoinsurancerates.net/">cheap car insurance rates</a>
Posted by florida auto insurance rates , on Monday 17th October 2011, 1:34 PM
Nice post about my life as a artist | Rory Motion. I am very impressed with the time and effort you have put into writing this story. I will give you a link on my social media blog. All the best!
Posted by credit repair , on Tuesday 4th October 2011, 1:50 AM
I loved your post about my life as a artist | Rory Motion. I have never read so much useful information about my life as a artist | Rory Motion.
Posted by Epic Facebook Fails , on Thursday 1st September 2011, 7:44 PM
Woah! I'm really digging the template/theme of this site. It's simple, yet effective. A lot of times it's very hard to get that "perfect balance" between usability and visual appeal. I must say you have done a great job with this. Additionally, the blog loads extremely quick for me on Opera. Superb Blog!
Posted by best external hard drive for mac , on Saturday 13th August 2011, 4:01 AM
Hello would you mind letting me know which web host you're working with? I've loaded your blog in 3 completely different browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot quicker then most. Can you suggest a good hosting provider at a reasonable price? Many thanks, I appreciate it!
Posted by coach wristlet , on Saturday 13th August 2011, 12:46 AM
Do you have a spam problem on this website; I also am a blogger, and I was wanting to know your situation; many of us have developed some nice practices and we are looking to trade methods with other folks, please shoot me an e-mail if interested.
Posted by discount watches , on Friday 12th August 2011, 8:18 PM
Hi! This is my 1st comment here so I just wanted to give a quick shout out and say I genuinely enjoy reading through your posts. Can you suggest any other blogs/websites/forums that cover the same topics? Thanks!
Posted by designer dog collar , on Friday 12th August 2011, 6:25 AM
Howdy! This is my first visit to your blog! We are a team of volunteers and starting a new initiative in a community in the same niche. Your blog provided us useful information to work on. You have done a extraordinary job!
Posted by free coupons for groceries , on Thursday 11th August 2011, 11:24 PM
Wonderful blog! I found it while searching on Yahoo News. Do you have any tips on how to get listed in Yahoo News? I've been trying for a while but I never seem to get there! Appreciate it
Posted by babies r us coupon , on Thursday 11th August 2011, 7:46 PM
Along with the whole thing that seems to be building inside this particular subject matter, your viewpoints tend to be fairly radical. Even so, I beg your pardon, but I do not subscribe to your whole suggestion, all be it radical none the less. It appears to everyone that your comments are generally not entirely validated and in simple fact you are yourself not even fully confident of the assertion. In any case I did take pleasure in reading through it.
Posted by payday loans , on Wednesday 10th August 2011, 11:43 PM
I'm truly enjoying the design and layout of your blog. It's a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more enjoyable for me to come here and visit more often. Did you hire out a developer to create your theme? Excellent work!
Posted by justice coupons printable , on Wednesday 10th August 2011, 6:05 AM
Hello! This post could not be written any better! Reading this post reminds me of my old room mate! He always kept chatting about this. I will forward this write-up to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read. Thank you for sharing!
Posted by joann fabrics printable coupons , on Tuesday 9th August 2011, 2:04 AM
Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!
Posted by papa murphys menu , on Monday 8th August 2011, 7:13 PM
Nice blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere? A design like yours with a few simple tweeks would really make my blog stand out. Please let me know where you got your theme. With thanks
Posted by papa murphys coupons printable , on Monday 8th August 2011, 7:05 AM
We absolutely love your blog and find nearly all of your post's to be just what I'm looking for. Do you offer guest writers to write content for you? I wouldn't mind composing a post or elaborating on a lot of the subjects you write about here. Again, awesome web log!
Posted by michaels printable coupons , on Sunday 7th August 2011, 7:32 PM
Greetings! This is my 1st comment here so I just wanted to give a quick shout out and say I really enjoy reading through your posts. Can you suggest any other blogs/websites/forums that deal with the same topics? Many thanks!
Posted by michaels printable coupons , on Saturday 6th August 2011, 11:24 PM
I’m not that much of a online reader to be honest but your blogs really nice, keep it up! I'll go ahead and bookmark your site to come back later. Cheers
Posted by fansedge promo codes , on Saturday 6th August 2011, 6:16 PM
Comments Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9]
Add Comment