my life as a artist

cooking with shirt

Tuesday 27th January 2009 11:03 PM

Where the hell have I been? It's like I'm back from outer space, and you log onto my blog, and find me here with this sad look upon my type-face. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye, did you think I'd make an apple crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I!

I have survived….a lively gig with the Travelling Libraries at North Dalton Village Hall, featuring a great showing for debutant guitarist Dave Reckoning and atmospheric unsolicited contributions from Eric the benign drunkard … a packed-out tribal affair at the delightful Cabaret Boom-Boom in Sheffield, nurtured by Mr Flip-Flap, Stu and butternut squash soup …and Northallerton Male Voice Choir seemed to enjoy my performance at their annual dinner last Saturday. I knew the average age of the audience was going to be about seventy, so I decided to do a set that was low on references to drugs and having sex with animals. This might sound a bit patronising and ageist, but bear in mind that their on-line newsletter describes how they don't just sing traditional stuff, but also do contemporary numbers like 'Alexander's rag-time band'.

The opening of the Damien Shirt exhibition at York University was a fabulous soar-away success. Damien sold two tins of Pornography and Degrading Images (in a rich and tasty tomato sauce) and five 'nothings' at £2.99 each, Hannah sold some postcards and I had the pleasure of getting slightly drunk. This week Damien's cooked up and canned three more flavours for his Completely Real Art Product range, 'Blasphemy and Outrage'(in a rich stigmata sauce), 'Crude Genitals and Coriander Soup' and 'Taxi in Fur Sauce'. Mm, tasty!

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